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Karen Colon


listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

(via jarlfuckboi)

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So hemming black-briar refers to maven as his mother but he also says that ingun and sibbi (who are his siblings) are his children. Either developers rewrote him before release or something dark and dirty is happening in riften

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Arnaos joins the legion just so he can spit in ulfrics racist face and make his miserable life harder, may the bastard get his comeuppance

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You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.

(via miss-macutie)

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Thuata Dé Danann by Maÿon : mayonbul.blogspot

Jenifer Crupi

im gonna draw andy for the rest of my natural life

small things to do that make your mind feel clearer

  • close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using
  • delete all your text messages
  • delete negative people from social networks
  • throw some things away. just throw them away
  • tidy your desk. make a blank surface
  • drink 3 glasses of water
  • open the curtains
  • wash your face and brush your teeth

(via bioticbear)

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"I have a growing lack of disgust for you…"

i may have exaggerated the arishok’s hugeness a bit too much oh well

quizilla circa 2006